I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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