Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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