just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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