i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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