Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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