Do vagina's smell?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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