Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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