shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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