Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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