Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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