The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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