it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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