He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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