After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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