Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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