Yo dont text me then not text me
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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