Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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