bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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