That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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