you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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