Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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