I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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