i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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