so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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