all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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