google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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