Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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