If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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