I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
