Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Randomize
