That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Still dying that you shit outside
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
