And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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