just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
is that a dick in a sweater?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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