if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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