his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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