Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I want a musical about memes.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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