I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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