I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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