I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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