Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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