I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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