she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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