that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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