i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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