can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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