so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Randomize
