I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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