Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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