Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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