he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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