I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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