i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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