Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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