My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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