..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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