belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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