When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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