I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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