we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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