who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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