i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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